We'e all been there, when our emotionally abusive BF is terrible to us and we walk away, but we still want it to work. Zero sarcasm. But I woke up horny, and my BF is asleep. I want him to finger me. He's awake! While he was fingering me, I told him to tell me not to come like Grey said to Ana in the first Fifty Shades. It was hot. I came.
We still haven't decided. One of our best friends is here, having a movie day with the BF. I'm going crazy in the Red Room of Pain that I have banished myself to finish the second book in a day.
Oh, guess what? This book sucks harder than the original, thanks to asinine plot twists and a former submissive now stalking Ana.
Oh, and let's not forget this has all happened in a matter of barely four weeks. The BFG kind of sucked, too. Back to the dungeon to read. Oh, how adorable, just adorable. Grey is an emotionally abusive stalker, but he's hot so we should all swoon. Oh, Grey, you're so dreamy! Buying the company I work for, freezing accounts, taking full control, having uncontrollable outbursts of rage when I don't "obey.
James uses "turns on their heels" one more goddamn time, I'll flip. I'm having a mental break. First off, why? Why does this book exist? I've never read erotic fiction, but, jeez, this can't be considered good, right? It's so bad I don't even want to masturbate.
I just want these books to end!! And oh. It's giving BDSM such a bad name! Inaccuracies in kink does NOT turn me on. I like to whip little brown-haired girls like you because you all look like the crack whore — my birth mother. That makes people think that you can only be into BDSM if you have been abused in the past. Welcome to Trump's America. Red wine seems to take the edge off.
I'm delirious. They fight, then fuck, fight, then fuck. I hate them so much, but I'm still wet. How can you not get wet from reading a shit ton of sex scenes? This is infuriating. I'm going to masturbate and think about this.
Finished Darker. The horror. Alarm goes off. I pick up Freed. What shenanigans will these two lovebirds get into today?!?! I already want wine to get through this day. They are on their honeymoon. It's been what, eight weeks since they first met? Maybe three months? It's so hard to read with my eyes constantly rolling.
BF wakes up, I make him finger me. Look, I like getting fingered in the morning. Women must be able to trust their men. This requires their men to be trustworthy. Related Videos. True Beauty Winner: Barbara Burke. True Beauty Winner: Donna Deyhle. True Beauty Winner: Maria Michael.
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